SC Falcon
Caption competition
 
   

 
 



05/12/2005

The results of our first ever competition are in, and due to my inability to make any decisions, a characteristic that all too often manifests itself on the football pitch, I've given both the entrants a prize. Their entries were both better than I expected anyway.

I was hugely disappointed that I didn't get a sack full of good quality captions from Dave's office (apparently his work colleagues collectively decided to adopt Picture 2 as their desktop picture for the month of November), if only they had shared some of their thoughts with us.

Anyway, I've put the captions I did receive below the pictures and I've deliberately anonymised them because I can't remember whose was whose. Don't blame me if you can do better, you didn't bother to enter. Well done Dave and Jonathan! You are fully deserving of your prizes if only for the comment one of you made in your accompanying email "Knowing that you only get one entry (unlike someone in one of the pictures), I thought I would send in a late one." Mind you, I'd have won with Picture 2 if I'd been allowed to take part in the competition. Mine was much funnier.

Another competition will follow when I get it together. Watch this space...


19/10/2005

A quick rummage through the woeful set of photos taken during the last couple of games (I blame the rubbish camera myself) has revealed a couple of interesting images that seem worthy of comment. I have therefore decided that scfalcon should have its very own caption competitions whenever I get it together to run them.

The first competition gives you a choice of two pictures to provide a caption for so you are spoilt for choice. Please send your entries to to captioncompetition@scfalcon.co.uk by 20/11/2005 and an esteemed panel of judges (me and whoever else I can rope in) will choose the winning captions. I may even come up with some prizes if the entries are even moderately amusing so what are you waiting for? Good luck.

 
 
 
Picture 1
 
 
 
 
     
1) C'mon, there's Benny Hill....... Let's get him  
     
2)

James and Dave Turner fail to impress with their 6-million dollar man style slow-motion run.  
     
 
 
Picture 2
 
 
 
 
     
1)
I'm not choking.. stop with the heimlich... And why do you keep calling me Helen?
 
     
2)

Dave and Andrey try to upset the opposition by graphically demonstrating the pleasure and the pain involved in playing for the Falcons.
 
     
3)

Dave tries to demonstrate his French credentials by showing a liberal attitude to male relations not often demonstrated in the English game.  
     
 
 
   

 
 
 
 
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