SC Falcon player profiles
Binoy Dharsi
 
   

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
Statistics
Season
Appearances
Goals
Own goals
2002/2003
n/a
n/a
n/a
2001/2002
-
-
-
2000/2001
-
-
-
 

 
Frequent late nights resulting in bleary eyes and upset stomachs robbed Binoy of a chance to impress during the inaugural season of the Falcons. He spent most of the season travelling to distant parts of South London on a Sunday morning only to find that the strain of the journey forced him to take his customary relaxing mud bath on the touchline for ninety minutes. His rare forays onto the pitch were usually made under grave protest as he was forced to replace another Falcon who became more knackered than him as a result of excessive training the night before.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Not surprisingly Binoy's appearances as a substitute all too often found him taking up yet another new position in the maelstrom of a Falcons team struggling to comprehend the latest in a string of enforced tactical changes. As a result he was never allowed to shine. Despite all this, however, Binoy has managed to make some solid performances in Falcons matches. Tragically they were all for the opposition as he regularly turned his back on his team-mates to make up the numbers for the opposition.
 
 

 

True to form Binoy turned his back on the team in the most emphatic way he knew how by joining the St Albans based outfit ED where he now plies his trade as a striker, returning to score the odd goal or two in the ongoing "friendly" battles involving these two most bitter of rival teams. Fortunately though Binoy has not totally turned his back on his former club and can now occasionally be seen wearing his slippers and sipping a Resolve on the touchline, meekly cheering on the opposition.
 
 

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