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SC
Falcon player profiles
George Constantas |
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George
has earned himself the nickname of 'The Bear', not because of his
strength, but because he's so incredibly hairy in an ursine kind
of way. On his last visit to London Zoo, George was thrown onto
Bear Mountain by one of the keepers who thought he was trying to
escape. It was only discovered that a mistake had been made when
the male grizzlies started singing 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'
and coughed up an unusual quantity of hairballs after mating. |
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He
has now thankfully recovered from this experience and has fathered
two apparently normal children. He has also shaken off the resulting
back injuries (from the Bear Mountain experience, not from fathering)
to produce some truly grizzly performances on the pitch for SC Falcon. George should be known as a quiet, sensitive, generous guy, with a discerning ear for quality Indie music. Sadly though when he isn't being called 'The Bear' he is much more likely to be known as 'The Hairy One'. George has been seen by millions in the Star Wars trilogy as Chewbacca's butt double. |
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