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Falcon player profiles
James "I'll have a P please Bob" Lee |
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For
a team that is not exactly renowned for its high octane performances
the introduction of James Lee has been a much needed burst of energy.
Like his hero Steven Gerrard, James is one of those players that
demonstrates his youthful exuberance by popping up everywhere, up
front, in midfield, in defence, in goal and also, his most comfortable
position, in the pub. |
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It
is hard to fault James's work rate or the quality he brings to the
team. He has weighed in with some fantastic performances and some
great goals which have undoubtedly contributed to the upturn in
the team's fortunes during the 2005/2006 season. His performances
in the pub have been equally proficient. He has an amazing knowledge
of trivia which makes him a perfect member of a pub quiz team and
his ability to soak up alcohol without anyone being aware that he
has drunk a drop is awe inspiring.
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Unsurprisingly
for such a talented footballer James is widely recognised out and
about, but sadly for him he is rarely recognised as himself. Somewhat
bizarrely he has an uncanny knack of being mistaken for any one
of a number of luminaries and not all of them are men. It may be
useful to be a spitting image of Lady Diana or Alan B’Stard
if you want to make a career out of opening supermarkets or village
fetes, but it can be somewhat disheartening for a young footballer.
A few more quality performances for the Falcons and maybe just maybe
Rik Mayall will be appearing as James Lee at a supermarket opening
near you in the days to come. |
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