SC Falcon Mark R

Mark is easily identified on the pitch. He is the one who is taking issue with his own team mates for their role in the most recent catalogue of errors which led to the nth goal finding its way into the Falcons' net. Although some call him Rocky because of his battling performances on the pitch, opponents have little to fear as it is his desire to challenge his own team mates to twelve rounds that he is famous for. Despite this, Mark has earned himself a regular slot in the heart of the Falcons' defence as successive managers have appreciated that his frenzied outbursts are simply a reflection of his level of commitment to the team.

Mark gives 100% every game, and generally ends up with schoolboy style bloody knees as a reward for his endeavour. He has had to turn down several lucrative offers from the likes of Calvin Klein and Versace for advertising space on his famous knee plasters. This is of course nothing to do with compromising his tough-man image, but simply because advertising would take away from that sexy, mother-me look created by the inadequate squares of pink on his blood stained knees.