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SC
Falcon player profiles
Rudy Sullivan |
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Robert
was the victim of a tragic cosmic joke as he was born a black man
in a white man's body. Alienated and disorientated, "Rudy"
battled bravely to accept his confused sense of self by building
a career in the music industry. His most successful musical venture
to date achieved a famous residency in his mother's paisley themed
living room. Despite this success, the years lumbered by and Rudy
found himself in a middle of the road job in the white-dominated
prop designing industry. With his profession seriously threatening
his cultural identity he was forced to consider what else black
people might be good at and it was then that he chose football.
Rudy the footballer proved to be a roaring success as he bellowed
his way across pitches in the South London area causing structural
damage to nearby properties everywhere he went. |
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Rudy
turned his back on a successful career with Grafton to play a lead
role in forming SC Falcon. It was here that his dream of being part
of a group of players bad enough to allow him near the first team
finally came true. Rudy's power enables him to carry his enormous
bulk with remarkable speed. He can be found terrorising opponents
with both his tough tackling and mighty bellowing in various positions
throughout the Falcons' defence and midfield. Falcons fans can expect
much of the same this season as Rudy strives to improve on his personal
best of 6.3 on the Richter scale. This record was achieved as he
stomped and yelled his way onto a rogue accurate through ball only
to see his resulting effort on goal from two yards out cannon back
off the post and sail gracefully over a sleeping feline into the
back of the Falcons' net. Rudy has not forgotten his creative side off the pitch though. His somewhat eccentric e-mails are currently being studied by some of the world's greatest minds in order to ascertain what the hell he's on about. |
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